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Funny man James Gregory returns to Bristol's Paramount

For more than two decades, the unforgettable caricature of veteran comedian James Gregory has stood grinning, his shirt untucked, his arms outstretched, a carefree welcome to a down-home, hilarious comedy experience.

His trademark caricature is the essence of Gregory's comedy -- rib-tickling reflections on life from the front porch.

Gregory spends much of his time touring. He's on the road about three days a week, 46 weeks a year and continues to entertain sold-out crowds in theaters and comedy clubs.

Gregory's tour will bring him back to Bristol's Paramount Center for the Arts on Saturday, March 2. Show time is 7:30 p.m.

Tickets are $27.50, or $35 for VIP tickets.

The featured entertainer for more than 200 corporations, including the Coca-Cola Company, Kimberly Clark Corporation, Hewlett Packard and Kroger, Gregory also speaks at events sponsored by various civic and church groups.

Gregory is heard weekly on syndicated radio shows such as "Rick and Bubba," "John Boy and Billy" and "Bob and Tom." Combined, these shows are broadcast to people in more than 220 cities nationwide. As a result, Gregory now has a grass-roots following that numbers in the millions.

Born in a rural area about 25 miles east of Atlanta, Ga., Gregory got his first job at the age of 12 at a small country grocery store. By the time he was 15, he was working 37 hours a week, as well as going to school. As an adult, Gregory worked for the United States Postal Service and the Department of Defense, and spent almost 10 years as a salesman before discovering the world of stand-up comedy.

Gregory does not "tip-toe" through life as if he's walking on broken glass or egg shells. Some would even say he is not always "politically correct." Much of his humor is centered on observations of crazy relatives and people obsessed with the slightest change in weather conditions -- now referred to as global warming. He delights in poking fun at today's modern, sensitive parents and what he refers to as out-ofcontrol environmentalists.

"If you want me to be concerned about endangered species," Gregory has said, "you need to convince me that we're about out of chickens."

His show turns the clock back to a time when life was simpler, to what he calls a better time, before the death of common sense, a time when people sat on the front porch and actually talked to each other without a cell phone in their ears.

Gregory takes pride in the absence of vulgarity in his shows and says his success, like his comedy, is the direct result of the values he grew up with.

"I have lived long enough to know people, know life," he said. "My comedy is based on my life experiences. It's real, it's funny and the audience loves it. That's why I'm still in business."

For more information on Gregory, visit www.funniestman.com.

To order tickets to his performance at the Paramount, call (423) 274-8920.

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• madcat_1 comment on Washburn Bantum Bass For sale Steven Johnson Art Series - 5 days ago

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• goemtu comment on WGTはあまり競争力R1ドライバーはありますか？実証的調査 - 2 weeks ago

  この短い研究では、私はレベル98で、または上記のプレイヤーが利用可能、この新しいクラブの導入は、任意の測定可能な程度にゲーム内での競争力をシフトしているかどうかを判断するために、R1ドライバーの影響で経験を見てみましょう。私の調査結果では、R1ドライバ（この調査の時点でツアー伝説の34％だけが利用示し、レディゴーによって測定されるよう以下のレジェンドと（<1％）のはるかに小さな割合は、競争力のある気候変動に大きな影響を与えているトーナメント活動。
  I.INTRODUCTION
  R1ドライバーとゲームへの影響についての話はたくさんあり​​ました。多くのクラブがまだ支配的支配的なプレーヤーの小さなグループを作ったので、選手の大半のためのWGTはあまり競争力行ったことの懸念を表明しました。私は真実が何であるかを参照するための詳細な実証的な見てみることにしました。
  レディ·ゴー（ "RG"）トーナメントで正常に競争するためには、それは1つが、少なくともいくつかの規則性でトップ5内に配置する必要があるということができる。トップ30の場所は報酬を受け取るされていますが、それは1つが彼らの信用エントリーでハンサムなリターンを見ているトップ5内に配置することによってのみである。だから私は、どのようにそれらの重要な上位5位入賞の多く見てRGのト​​ーナメントの数百のトップ5の場所を見てレベル98または上記であった。3月上旬にR1ドライバーの導入前と後の両方で。
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  R1の導入前に、レベル98以上のすべての階層に開かれているすべてのRGであったトップ5入賞の割合は60.5パーセント（RG 1000、または約3から605）であった。導入後はこの割合は68.7パーセント（1075年の738から、またはRG当たり約3.4）に上昇した。低エントリのRG（以下300クレジットと）、この割合は57.8％から67.8パーセントに上昇した。類似した増加はサンプルサイズが制限だった50クレジットRGSの、以外のすべてクレジットエントリーレベル越え発見された。 （これを読んでどんな数学の人のデータは3.47の信頼水準で有意性のZスコアを示した - 非統計のため基本的に任意の合理的な疑いを超えた証明を示す）。

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